♡ there's no such thing as a slut ♡
my sister: oh my god
me: what?
my sister: i just realized something
me: ?
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.
me: ...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.
my sister: no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.
me: huh
my sister: and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.
me: O_O
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.

gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS FANDOMS TAUGHT ME

whoknewathiefhadhonor:

Family….

Self-Confidence…..

Accepting Who You Are….

To have fun….

To work hard….

To always stand up to evil, even if it seems like all hope is lost….

To never underestimate someone due to age….

Kindness is important…..

Love….

And that while we do lose those we love…..

They are never truly gone….

And these are lessons I will never forget.

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

nentindo:

okaynadine:

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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

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jonnyluvssherlock:

series 1 he was pissed to have his date interrupted by a murder and in series 3 at his own wedding John can’t wait for an interruption 

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

super-not-real:

godtierkurloz:

femgermania:

blaperile:

cantankerouskaputnik:

sanctferum:

derelictjet:

kankrisplushrump:

hyper-homo:

jimstix:

100% complete.
Now that’s classy. 

CAN WE TALK ABOUT EQUIUS PLZ?

Eridan tho

Are we not going to talk about Dave’s top hat shirt

LET’S TALK ABOUT DIRK WEARING DAVE’S OUTFIT ON HIS TOP HAT

My favourite is Jake wearing a monocle on top of glasses

OH MY GOD

the fact that every troll but Eridan has their tophat on their right horn is amusing to me


The fucking monocle But Terezis is wicked

But Sollux tho.

super-not-real:

godtierkurloz:

femgermania:

blaperile:

cantankerouskaputnik:

sanctferum:

derelictjet:

kankrisplushrump:

hyper-homo:

jimstix:

100% complete.

Now that’s classy. 

CAN WE TALK ABOUT EQUIUS PLZ?

Eridan tho

Are we not going to talk about Dave’s top hat shirt

LET’S TALK ABOUT DIRK WEARING DAVE’S OUTFIT ON HIS TOP HAT

My favourite is Jake wearing a monocle on top of glasses

OH MY GOD

the fact that every troll but Eridan has their tophat on their right horn is amusing to me

The fucking monocle
But Terezis is wicked

But Sollux tho.

fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh: