"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
Feels spam, prapare to cry.
Oh it’s alright, I didn’t really need all those tears anyway
real friends are those ones who answer at your messages in 0.2 seconds and those ones who want to talk with you all day long
She wrote on my leg. I feel privileged.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs