swooshmami:

White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle

thegenderqueeralchemist:

bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

feathery-dreamer:

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

why make fake penises when you can go out and get the real thing

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires